31
Jan
12

A Funny Thing Happened on Facebook…..

Dateline:January 31, 2012–

Okay, so I get up this morning and went to Facebook, and the following discussion ensued:

Darenda S: Lots of prayer request on fb this morning..for both human friends and four legged friends..i just dont understand why there has to be such cruel people and such horrible diseases in this world..power of prayer and uplifting in the spirit we all can do..it dont cost u anything but a few seconds to say a little prayer ..thanks in advance …

Wisdom: It doesn’t cost anything…..it doesn’t do anything…..

Lisa K: Wow, how sad 😦 Sorry for your loss Wisdom. I’ll pray that u find peace.

Wisdom: What are you talking about, Lisa?
Oh, and don’t pray for me. If you want to help someone DO something.

Ella B: an humble prayer is doing something.. it is asking our almighty Father in heaven to have mercy and give us HIS grace to deal with whatever HIS will is. HE knows what is best, even when we , as human sinners, cannot understand. I don’t know you but i HAVE prayed for you…

Wisdom: Folding your hands and mumbling is not DOING anything.

Ella B: everyone has their own views.. in my opinion and belief.. God hears every prayer sent HIS way… He answers in His own time .. sometimes yes.. sometimes no.. and sometimes.. not yet

Rev. Doug H: one day Wisdom you will SCREAM for God to save you. do it now while you have a choice

Wisdom: Oh, so now you’re going to threaten me with your imaginary friend?
Charming.
You have no proof hell exists, so I dismiss your threat as the arrogant, hateful piffle it is.
“That which is asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”

Lisa K: The uglyness on ur heart sadens me. Your pain must be great? I understand ur need to strike out at those of us but it won’t ease ur pain. I pray u deal with ur demons b 4 they consume you. I’m sure ur a wonderful person in spite of the anger u hold towards those who chose to believe in Christ.

Rev. Doug H: have you ever seen a newborn baby? or seen a beautiful sunrise on a beautiful day? or even the storms on a not so beautiful day? maybe a hummingbird when you feell down? or just look at the mountains and the beauty of the sea? look aro…und you Wisdom, all of God’s miricles are proof of His existance. even your birth was a miracle of God. I love you, even tho you hate what I stand for. and that is a miracle of God too. read your bible. BE BLESSED

Wisdom: Lisa, it’s not pain, it’s disgust. However, you go right ahead and waste your time. You pray for me….I’ll think for you.
Doug, have you ever seen a child eaten with disease? How about children starving from famine? What about the result…s of an earthquake or tsunami? How about birth defects or stillbirth? What about the viruses, bacteria and other virulent, infectious “gifts”?

The beauty is wonderful but you’re ignoring the filth.

Rev. Doug H: yep i have. BE BLESSED

Wisdom: So your god ONLY is responsible for the goodness but the rest is just what? Accident? Mistakes? Not his department? C’mon Doug! A little intellectual honesty please.

Ella B: i do not know why you are so bitter and it is none of my business.. but God loves you no matter what.. whether you choose to believe in Him or not.. HE believes in YOU!!! His love and grace is all around us. Wisdom.. I have lost so many l…oved ones, but i have the peace in knowing without a doubt that they are with Jesus.. I have even lost a grandbaby..8 months invitro, I begged Jesus to take me instead of the baby,, but it was not His will..He knew, and knows, what was the best… that baby is with Jesus and someday, i will see her again… May God bless you and comfort your heart Wisdom….

Rev. Doug H: You should know why those things happen Wisdom. You live for satan, so you know where those things come from. Come to God before it is too late for your everlasting life. I meant it when I said i love you and I would love to meet you in person to lead you to the Lord and ALL of his goodness. BE BLESSED.

Wisdom: It’s not “bitter”. Again, it’s disgust. Otherwise intelligent people abandoning their good sense for a fairy tale! Seriously? Talking snakes? Virgin birth? You wouldn’t buy that if someone said it happened today, why believe it because someone said it happened then?
Unless and until you can PROVE something, you cannot assert it as FACT….just belief….or hope….or a wish. But I don’t base my life on wishful thinking or imaginary beings OR old books. I like to work from reality.

Wisdom: Don’t try to threaten me, Doug. I don’t believe in your boogey man either.
BTW, YOUR BIBLE says YOUR GOD created EVERYTHING and has ALL the power. If, as you say, those things are from Satan (who your god claims he created!) then your god allowed it.
Logic says that if your deity CAN prevent evil and DOES NOT, then either he is evil or indifferent.

Rev. Doug H: I wasn’t gonna respond to you anymore but this is my last post. God gives us choices. and yes He allows things to happen not because He is evil, but to show us He can bring us through. He has brought even you through some tough times. H…e walks with me down here or I will walk with Him up there.. He has the power to choose, not me. I will definately pray for you and I hope you add me as a friend so you can see what God is doing in my life. I still love you. BE BLESSEDSee More

Wisdom: According to your Bible, your god CREATED evil. That makes him evil in my opinion.
Tell you what. If your god is so powerful, make him show me. Have him prove it. If he knows everything, he knows my fondest wish, my deepest desire, my dir…est need…..have him attend to it TODAY. Remember, your Bible says in John 14:13….”And whatever you ask in My name, that I will do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.” You’ve got that direct line to god, don’t you? Use it. Have him give me what I want, need and miss the most. It is a VERY specific thing so I’ll know if it happens. It won’t be ambiguious. Surely your all-mighty can do this one, small, simple thing…..See More

Wisdom: Oh, and I’ll add you as a friend IF, and ONLY IF, your god does this one thing……

Rev. Doug H: He just did. He sent me to tell you the good news that you can have Salvation and an everlasting life with him. WHAT MORE WOULD YOU WANT. I still love ya. BE BLESSED

Wisdom: No, you don’t get to cop out like that. Either he can do what he said or he can’t. Have him do this specific thing for me and I’ll believe. YOUR BIBLE SAYS HE CAN! So, work that mojo, mister!

Patti A: You are a sad, sad young lady!!! and I to will PRAY for you!!!!!

Wisdom: Go ahead! Add your prayers to Doug’s for my proof! Come on….all of you gang up on me with your prayers and have god send me the specific proof I need. You think prayer works…..fine. PROVE IT!

Rev. Doug H: yes He can. but, not because i ask for it. You have to believe He can. And it is not a cop out. It is the truth, He sent me to tell you about Him

Rev. Doug H: Worldly things will never make it to Heaven

Wisdom: Your BIBLE says he can IF YOU ASK. Are you saying the Bible is wrong?

Wisdom: I even quoted the verse, Doug……

Rev.Doug H: One verse of the bible won’t get it. read the rest of it. BE BLESSED

Ella B: wisdom… my heart and prayers go out to you…. and yes. i believe in the one and only almight God

Wisdom: I have read the whole thing. I’m asking you to use your clout and ask for the thing I need, want and miss the most. If he can’t do it……why not just admit it without saying he WON’T do it? You’ve not even TRIED to pray for my proof, have you?
Come on….you should at least TRY! Put it to the test. Jesus SAID you could!

Wisdom: I don’t care what you believe. I want proof. YOUR belief isn’t proof for ME. Join Doug in praying for my proof! Surely the creator of the universe and the most might thing ever can do one, tiny, little, piddly thing to prove this to me…..

Rev. Doug H: WISDOM ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND FIND OUT WHAT GOD DOES IN MY LIFE THAT I CAN TRUST IN HIM AND LIVE FOR HIM AND DO HIS WILL. LOOK AT WHAT GOD HAS DONE….IS DOING…. AND WHAT HE WILL DO. This is my last post here. If you wanna discuss it further send me a friend request and i will respond there

Wisdom: No, Doug. I’ve told you what my criteria for adding you is. If you can’t do it, just admit it.

Patti A: Doug, just Pray that God will give her peace and mercy, that is what she needs the most!!!!!

Wisdom: No, y’all do what the Bible says you can do! Pray for my proof! Make it a group effort! YOU don’t get to decide what my proof is…..I DO. However, if y’all can pray this into happening today, I’ll become a Christian the SECOND it happens and post it for the world to see!
John 14:13 says you can do this so do it! Y’all could at least TRY!

Ella B: God knows your heart wisdom and your desires.. He only gives us what we need.. not what we want

Wisdom: That’s a cop out Ella. The Bible SPECIFICALLY says, “And whatever you ask in My name, that I will do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.”
It says “whatever”…..I think that covers my proof. It does not say you only get what you need, not what you want! Jesus says he will do it JUST to glorify his father! So, put that promise to the test! Have him send me my proof!

Ella B: i will wisdom… praying that His will be done…I ask in Jesus

Wisdom: No, not “his will”. MY PROOF. Exercise that promise jesus supposedly made in Joh 14:13.

Wisdom: Oh…..and he’s got a time limit. I figure the most powerful being in the Universe should be able to meet a deadline… 1:00 am Wednesday, Feb 1, 2012.

Ella B: Jesus’s name , that IF what you want is in His will, He will grant it for you… Have a blessed day… My prayers are with you.. You keep going on about PROOF… you woke up this morning.. that if PROOF… you are breathing,, your heart is beating,.. that is PROOF… Again,, my heart goes out to you Wisdom.. have a blessed day…. Time is like unto a vapor to the Lord God almighty…

Wisdom: No, this is YOUR prayer for me. YOU are asking him to give me PROOF.
The fact I woke up isn’t proof of god. It’s proof of biology.
So if time is like a “vapor” to god, then he should have no problem doing this one, teeny, tiny thing to s…how ME. You want me to believe, well….ask for the proof that will convince ME….not the proof that works for YOU.
BTW, the verse doesn’t say anything about it being “in his will”. It says “whatever”……that seems to imply you can ask for ANYTHING. So do so! Surely he can give me the proof I need to convince ME.

Ella B: yes He can Wisdom… but YOU have to believe in it also.. beyond a shadow of a doubt… believe!!! i gotta go Wisdom… God bless you

Wisdom: No, I don’t have to believe it BEFORE the proof. The proof is to CAUSE the belief. Besides, this is YOUR prayer and YOUR belief. So don’t try to wiggle out with that bassackward logic. If he can do anything you ask in his name, then YOU ask… him to send me the specific proof I have in mind. Surely a being that can create the entire Universe with a thought can do this one small thing.
If your god wants me to believe then he knows the criteria he has to meet. My piddly little lack of belief shouldn’t be a stumbling block to his omnipotence.
Don’t smear blessings on me unless and until my proof arrives.

Patti A: First of all.To all my fellow Cristians.Youve said and done all you you could.and yes keep on praying.but lets remember 1st Cor.2:14 and that will explain it all.I will add this to my prayers.By the way its good to here from you guys Doug and Ella. Love ya!!! Eddy

Wisdom: Awww….Patti….throwing in the towel? You’re not even going to TRY and pray for the specific proof that will convince me?

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That’s all for now. I PWNED!!!

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UPDATE:

Ella B: love you too eddy… i know exactly what you mean….

Wisdom: Just so y’all know, the deadline came and went and no proof. I guess prayer didn’t work, huh.

Patti A: Wisdom, may GOD have mercy on your soul!!! like it or not I will pray for you!!!!

Wisdom: But I ASKED you to pray for me!!! Remember? I asked that specific proof be sent by 1:00 am this morning. It didn’t work.
I can issue another prayer challenge if you like, but if you’re going to pray for me to start thinking the way you do …and to start agreeing with your ideology, you will be spectacularly wasting your time.
What NONE of you know is that I used to be a very devout Christian. Yes! I was scared of hell and thought Jesus was cool……then I read the Bible.
THAT is what caused me to leave.
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This, IMO, is the ONLY way the religious are entertaining.

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